Question:

How should I tell my girlfriend this?
I was watching bambie with my girlfriend (who of which is eight years of age and me 73) while makeing out near the end I noticed Bambies mom getting shot. She cried deeply but I had nothing to say because I am a retired hunter. How should I break the news to her that I am moving to Kansas?

Answers:

A-Best: a) YOU SICK ****! b)still have your old rifle? insert it up your anus. fire a shot.  

A: Wait did you just say she was eight years old and you were 73? WTF!!!?  

A: take her with you! but if u cant just tell her the truth its always the best policy  

A: kiss me  

A: WTF you fat fucking child molester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shoot urself in the heart if you want to do some good 4 her.  

A: Tell her that you've got great news for her. Let her have a few guesses, and if she doesn't guess right, go ahead and tell her.  

A: did you say that she was 8 years old and that you were 73? i hope your not serious! if you are, that's kinda sick, im not trying to judge you, but that's a hugee age differnce, let her be a fucking kid.  

A: just flat out tell her. rather be blunt. then beat around the bush and confuse her